The cat is back

I have had the cat, Bleach, implanted so I know what happens to it.

I had it given it's first set of vacinations.

I bought it a collar.

Total cost $99.00.

It disappeared.

For a day and a half I opened the front door - no cat!

I left dancing early in case it was there - no cat!

I came home on the night of day two and there was the cat - minus the collar.

Came in like nothing had happened...

I know dogs have owners, while cats have staff.

I know all that, but still...